Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mum's boyfriend came back from a job up-state. He is now walking around the house in boxers to "show off his tan". He has a beer gut and a hairy back. FML
Today, I got a birthday package from my parents. It was all the stuff I'd forgotten there when visiting a month ago, along with some other things I'd left behind when I moved out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML
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Top comments
WithaKay 4
Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?
Freeze_fml 17
You could alternatively get a man.
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Comments (89)
sxdryv 14
I'm free ;)
JinxosGirl87 0
"Our daughter's getting some ass? YES, we are such good parents!" :P
perdix 31
Unless the boxers had skid marks, your parents would know it was fake. White crust on the fly would add a nice touch of authenticity. If your couch smelled of sweat and stale beer, and your TV defaulted to ESPN, you might be able to pull off the scam.
ankoku 2
33, who the hell do you hang out with!?!?
perdix 31
Women with poor vision and anosmia.
outbackbyrd 7
And why do your parents need to think there's a man sleeping in your house? Especially one they've never met nor heard of...
bossaye 6
awww that really must suck!
HooahGal 6
Wow, thats really pathetic.
ohSNAPyall 27
I wouldn't want to leave my SO's undies out for my parents to see. If they were lying around people would just think they were dirty. Ew.
onthetoilet 3
How long have you been living on your own
andiiturtle 0
aw Hahahaha
lon86 3
As said in a few ways, why would you want your parents to find boxers that's just kind of slutty. If you want to make it seem like you have a bf, a serious one, try a toothbrush and some shower products. Make it look like he stayed for more then just the night. My dad freaked when he found my BFs toothbrush at my apartment!!