Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML
Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML
Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
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MsSoulReaper 27
Hey, you're with your family :) what more can you ask for? Be happy you guys are all together whether it is of "sheer boredom". Happy New Year!
YayFlameWarz 9
New Years shouldn't always be about going out and partying. Be thankful for your family and stop being so stuck-up.
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MsSoulReaper 27
Hey, you're with your family :) what more can you ask for? Be happy you guys are all together whether it is of "sheer boredom". Happy New Year!
NickyK 25
Amen to this.
candiicane 12
Exactly! I traded in the usual drunken sloppy party mess for a night at Niagara Falls and casino with my parents and boyfriend, and had a great day (plus winning some money helped!)... I spent every new years as a child with my parents, wouldn't have it any other way.
racerapj 10
Agree 250%. I went out with some friends and family and bust open some fireworks and wine and an Xbox for the new years. ( I know, I know; crap load of grammatical errors. I was typing fast and I'm currently trying to multitask)
ihatethesenamez 6
I love that movie
easybree 10
right I’m so confused how this is an fml
Doribella98 14
It's better to stay with those you love at the beginning of a new year :)
SecretMe00 5
Ya I agree. And having a family limits you. If I had children I wouldn't want to be anywhere but with them.
YayFlameWarz 9
New Years shouldn't always be about going out and partying. Be thankful for your family and stop being so stuck-up.
HeavyScout 0
Beats playing halo, by yourself...
MsSoulReaper 27
I know that feel, bro.
Fx13mz 7
I was actually doing that earlier =/.
YayorNay 8
You should be playing tf2
no1gotmyusername 0
Forever....(alone)
samantha479 6
Sounds like a good night
So2011 4
That is so bad. Well, maybe next year if your still alive, you can have your own holiday party.
SirFmlsAlot 5
I would not really wanna spend time with a five year old either
SirFmlsAlot 5
I would not really wanna spend time with a five year old either
mstangchck 9
Beverly Hills Chihuahuas 2 was on? And I missed it? :0
AdrianEC 15
Disney is bound to repeat it some time this month. I wouldn't worry too much about it.
monkeysareyummy 0
Put on some music and dance! That's what I would do..
anzie_fml 9
If I had kids, I would WANT to spend New Years with them. Kids grow up fast these days, be happy to spend holidays with them.
cidman420 5
welcome to parenthood