Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I swear I’m going to just refuse to use the toilet when my mom is home on principle because whenever I go, no matter the time of day or night, that will be the exact moment she's bursting for a pee, and needs me out "NOW NOW NOW!" I haven’t had a relaxing, uninterrupted shit in almost a month. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Pee in the sink. If you have to poop, well, there's still the sink...
cutycat136 28
Haha my mom does the same thing after she cleans something. Just let her have one day before all of her hard word gets used up and she feels like her work went to waste. I don't think it's an OCD problem, I think it's a "she works hard on everything all the time and everyone else in the household goes and makes a mess of everything as soon as she's finished" problem.
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Comments (67)
brvnnx 18
I can relate, Use the tub or sink then she'll get the message that you shouldn't ban your children from using the toilet.
sprigs_ 32
Sorry to hear that op! Try to make it through the day, don't want to get her upset right before Mother's Day.
trickster91420 21
Here is an idea. Use the toilet. Then clean it when your done! Problem solved. All parties stay cheerful.
Sillsallad 15
Just what I thought.
qdawg06 23
Well cleaniness is next to Godliness.
krisseyDJ 20
I think that's an any mom/person who regularly cleans the house thing
DoomedGemini 38
Not really. All my family agree this is stupid. What are you going to do when you have to go? Guys can pee outside at least, but not poop and girls can't.
krisseyDJ 20
I didn't mean they all do that. But when you spend all day cleaning the house do you really want someone to come in and mess it up an hour later? Barred from using the toilet is a bit extreme, but I know I get mad when I clean the living room and then people come in and dump stuff everywhere, so I told them it was officially off limits and they weren't allowed in there anymore
DoomedGemini 38
Girls can camping, but that's because you are in the wilderness. If you live in the city, you can't really. And clean rooms I understand that, but those messes can be helped. Using the toilet you really cant
brand125 17
apartment building? yeah no
wakemeupplease 21
lol the number of thumbed down comments on this fml is too damn high
ohSNAPyall 27
Tell her you'll clean it again in the morning before she has company.
barlos88 19
Clean it yourself next time, then you can poop whenever you want op ;)
interesting33 37
Thing is, with OCD it means she won't be ok with OP cleaning it - she will still feel she has to clean it a lot. I feel awful for you OP - it is really hard living with OCD. And yeah wait until tomorrow- not really practical.
jasen352 9
If she doesn't want people using it, why did she clean it? That's what I don't get.