Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML
Today, I was formally diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive tendencies. My mom saw this as an excuse to make me clean the whole house top to bottom, because "Hey, you love to clean." FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
Today, I swear I’m going to just refuse to use the toilet when my mom is home on principle because whenever I go, no matter the time of day or night, that will be the exact moment she's bursting for a pee, and needs me out "NOW NOW NOW!" I haven’t had a relaxing, uninterrupted shit in almost a month. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Pee in the sink. If you have to poop, well, there's still the sink...
cutycat136 28
Haha my mom does the same thing after she cleans something. Just let her have one day before all of her hard word gets used up and she feels like her work went to waste. I don't think it's an OCD problem, I think it's a "she works hard on everything all the time and everyone else in the household goes and makes a mess of everything as soon as she's finished" problem.
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Comments (67)
coldasfire 23
Dayum all these downvotes
interesting33 37
I think it is because a lot of the comments seem to not realise that it is OCD, a disorder, meaning it does not apply to everyone and is not a rational thing that can be reasoned with. :)
captainsmegma 12
Looks like it's time to get her holiday roasters out.
mccrightp 29
Did you offer to use the sink instead?
Eyalsh 32
ask her if she'd rather also clean the floor where you'll be ******** if she doesn't let you into the bathroom. FYL.
91hayek 31
But where does your mother 'go' if she needs to? Surely she'd be annoyed at herself as well, or is she holding a double standard?
mosquito19 14
you can close the toilet lid and shit on top of it.
PandaDiva 9
I use it anyway because **** the system
ENCOURAGER 12
Lol I'm more suprised tht ur listening
kerbear1232 16
I do that too. There is nothing worse than someone defiling something you have just cleaned! Luckily my house has multiple bathrooms. Sorry OP!
rockwrench 18
Piss off the back porch or in the flower beds. Nothing like the great outdoors.