Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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firegirl1993 21
What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.
UhHuhHoney 20
"My daddy's my grandpa!"
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Comments (128)
TAntobella 14
OP, I'm really sorry, I can't even begin to imagine how you feel... How can a father do something like that to his own son, is beyond my comprehension. And I feel for the child too, he/she is a victim of those two people just like you... There's plenty of good people around OP, don't loose your faith in humanity because of those 2 jerks. I wish you all the best
ndnpride88 25
Well that'll make thanksgiving diner a little awkward.
tonyfan00 38
That f*cked up...
Mathalamus 25
what. this is screwed up. beyond screwed up.
MariaGiovanni 25
Seriously why are people so heartless? As if cheating isnt ****** up enough with all the people in the world to cheat with and you go that extra step and do it with a family member/family members partner?! FYL OP I hope for the child's sake that they are yours (because that would flip their life around otherwise) and I hope you find someone worth your time. oh and I hope your ex sits on a cactus.
Lalala579121 28
Not even just a family member, but the person's parent... That's ****** up on so many levels.
DoomedGemini 38
Not to mention the family member that could even do that.
thatsme293 28
Yet another day fml reminds that no matter how shitty my life may be...at least my daughter isn't actually my sister. I wish you luck op.
I_english_well 10
Duuuuuuuuuuude, so sorry
vb68_fml 28
Luke I am your.....hmmm...brother
gobiteme2 34
I was going to say the child was in the same gene pool. OP all I can say is I hope it’s your child; I would get a paternity test. If child’s is yours kick the ex and your father to the curb hard and raise the child.
soullyfe 33
Would be hard to kick the ex to the curb that easily. It's not like they would automatically get full parental rights.
AC98 19
I don't think violence is always the answer, but in this case I think it's appropriate to kick the crap out of your dad. What kind of messed up person screws their future daughter in law?