Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
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firegirl1993 21
What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.
UhHuhHoney 20
"My daddy's my grandpa!"
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Comments (128)
zarrganaut 17
My step sister's mom dated my step dad's father once. The whole family was creeped out by it. They're bother literally crazy too. Hopefully "your" child really is yours!
Mightytall 35
Can you draw a diagram explaining that? Your parents divorced and remarried? Your moms new husbands ex wife dated his father? So your stepsisters mom is also her soon to be grandma?
iHateHippiesToo 6
Some people just need bigger towns. :)
Thatgirly 13
Oh my god... No self respect. Sorry dude?? hope you find someone that actually cares and loves you very heap much.
HeatherCorinne 14
So your child is now your sibling. At least the kid will still be in your life
Tomato_Cheese 22
That sucks and all, but POOR KID. Imagine when he grows up. He will know he has a ruined parenthood
Lepisma 38
Wow. My sympathies, OP. What a lousy Christmas surprise.
shady914 14
Fyl, that's worse than Game of Thrones
TrogglePope 2
Oh God, shady914 hit the nail on the head. I wish I could say I didn't believe this sickening story, but I once worked with a woman whose narcissist ex-husband did the same thing to her son, minus the pregnancy...so I know it happens. There are no words to fully express how completely heartless and depraved your father and ex-fiance both are for what they have done to you. A betrayal on that level takes an utter and pathological lack of humanity on both of their parts, and it's heartbreaking what this implies for your life and the child's life moving forward. Honestly, this FML scares me. I'm currently single, but I'll need to choose my future fiance/wife wisely, because this is exactly the kind of thing my own estranged dad would try, on purpose. I'm basically counting on it.
Unlovable_Me 14
Not to scare you further but it's definitely believable. I dated a girl for about a month before I found out the reason she got divorced from her husband was because he found out she was having an affair with his dad, and even had a miscarriage of his fathers child. Truly sick people.
classicmcdee 12
Holy shit
Matttis 7
Have fun raising your sibling I guess D: That's awful!
Mightytall 35
Wow... I'm actually very interested in how they would figure out that paternity test since the dna would be soooo close. Obviously with that kind of baggage it would be a bitch to be raising the child together if it turns out op is the father after all. And talk about a family wrecker ... that lady must be very special indeed. Not only did she ruin their relationship, but also the dads marriage and potentially the entire family's trust base. I imagine if op has siblings they'd also never want to trust dad again after that one...
deathperado 0
I'd blame thw father more than the fiancee. Who sleeps with the to be spouse of your own child...
Mightytall 35
I'm sure she "accidentally" slept with daddy ... NOT!!! It definitely takes two, no matter who initiated it. Doesn't make her or the dad any less assholish and selfish.
ekalfhsa 2
DNA tst OP's mun & siblings. If both his parents have similar markers. They compare several of these 'markers', and the chances of OP's being 100% identical to his dad's will be ruled out if they can see variation from his mum or in his siblings.