Kids: Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely...

Anonymous 20 December 2015, 08:25

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

wtf dad 10 January 2013, 03:15 Saint Charles, United States

Hey!

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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Anonymous 17 September 2014, 22:10 Toronto, Canada

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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Anonymous 22 May 2019, 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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Anonymous 29 October 2010, 03:36 United States

Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML

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Richard 18 October 2017, 19:23 United States

Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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Crash44 8 July 2019, 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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Anonymous 1 May 2020, 23:00

Love is blind

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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Steve.mc 1 May 2011, 07:03 Canada

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

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Anonymous 24 September 2011, 23:01 United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML

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candie 27 August 2011, 02:10 United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

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firegirl1993 21

21 December 2015, 00:29

What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.

UhHuhHoney 20

21 December 2015, 00:23

"My daddy's my grandpa!"

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schreibergx93 19

21 December 2015, 19:45

Sorry about that mate, definitely a horrifying situation to be in.

Witchylady 18

21 December 2015, 23:52

WTF? Oh my goodness. That would have felt like a kick to the gut. I am so sorry that your father and the woman you loved were such assholes. I feel for you. And what does your moron father and idiot ex- fiancé have to say for themselves? I hope you have a good support system around you. Good luck.