Anonymous
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Richard
United States
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Crash44
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Anonymous
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
Top comments
firegirl1993 21
What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.
UhHuhHoney 20
"My daddy's my grandpa!"
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Comments (128)
kingshelly 24
Damn OP I am so sorry. Also screw your dad what kind of father does that?
fotomiep 7
Screw his dad is just what his ex - fiancé did. Don't think he has any intention of following suit.
FalloutScrolls 25
OK, this is an actual FML. I am so sorry, OP. I can't even begin to imagine what you're going through.
straightventing 11
You're ex fiance must be my ex wife!
pleasedie 22
Can I be invited to Christmas dinner ?
nickie_94 18
The family reunion is going to be very awkward
dramaelf 37
Time to call Maury.
moo77_fml 20
Wtaf!!
KhaleesiDannie 26
Do I hear Jerry Springer bells?
Railroader 16
I can hear the crowd chanting Jerry already.
Jirekianu2 19
welp, time to air that dirty laundry to everyone you know and get a paternity test. that level of scum sucking horrible behavior needs to be known.
sailorarctic 22
call Maury