Anonymous
Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Richard
United States
Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML
Crash44
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Anonymous
Love is blind
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Steve.mc
Canada
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
candie
United States
Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML
Top comments
firegirl1993 21
What kind of parent would even do that? It's sick.
UhHuhHoney 20
"My daddy's my grandpa!"
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Comments (128)
Pootispencerhere 1
Eek! Paternity test??? D:
bamasaw 10
congratulations on the new little brother or sister.
sass_queen2k16 2
See you on the next episode of Maury
AndronicusPark 10
Gross
SharSjar 7
It's so messed up I can't even find proper words for it! Damn, so not only dot your ex-fiancee cheat on you when you were together but your father betrayed you as well. FYL
jayrude 9
Wtf did I just read....
jennygill 6
Update??
Sudtzu 7
My ex girlfriend had a pregnancy scare when she was seeing my father. That would have been very awkward. Yep she was secretly seeing him after we broke up...
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Look on the bright side! You won’t have to pay child support!