Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
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Welshite 40
At least he's your "now ex-boyfriend".
Kitsi 14
I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.
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Comments (121)
underthesea12 24
He makes valid points! Fat chicks don't count!
8born8 18
so that's what your mum said?...
8born8 18
so that's what your mum meant.
amisenho 11
Did you get that out of a magazine or watch a few T.V. reality shows to get that riveting information, #85?
worldclassrager 41
Wow that's not right..,
kayteakay 26
Do any girls actually fall for half-assed excuses like that? Talk about refusing to admit his **** up, sheesh.
Just_a_dumb_teen 5
anything is acceptable if its in the name of science!
8born8 18
I didn't punch you, I hi-fived your face.
fooltemptress 36
Sounds like you are far better off without him. I would say FYL but you clearly win in this instance to be free of such a loser.
NodakN8V 25
Wow what a huge tool...sometimes I wonder if people actually believe the bullshit they say.
sanecatlady 13
If he's involved romantically with anyone besides you, hes a cheater. And a complete idiot.
graceinsheepwear 34
I fail to detect the romance in this scenario. Sounds more like rutting.
snowgr5 6
Wait! Everyone is rushing to judgement. I've had relationships with psycho chicks before. Let me translate what could of happened. Op is overly possessive. Her boyfriend was assigned a female lab partner. To the psycho chicks, this automatically means they are boning. They had a fight about it and he said, "I'm not cheating on you. Why would I do that? She's fat!" That just makes him shallow not a cheater. Wait! If you haven't voted this down yet, my original thought was that Tosh.O's gf got on here. He's always saying, "It's not cheating if I feel bad about it. You gotta plow a 4 to appreciate an 8."
caralily 10
I'm glad someone else thought that it was possible that the guy wasn't actually cheating. Lab partner comes over to work with him on lab report, gf walks in and is like "There's another girl in your room? OMG cheater!" Guy will say anything to calm her down. "She's just my lab partner, and, anyway, she's much too fat for my tastes. Like I'd ever cheat on you with her." Girl breaks up with him. I'm a girl and know this type of crazy exists.
Vinnie500 14
Wow! Date retards much??