Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
At least he's your "now ex-boyfriend".
Kitsi 14
I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.
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Comments (121)
184886837272837 32
People have always been like this, it's just no one realized how many there were before the Internet put them in a show case.
dawood_k 27
Shame were they studying biology...was there chemistry??? And I think the correct term is "my ex" or my ex-tinct!
sunnyray812 42
Your ex-boyfriend is a dumb **** who thinks with his dick.
BTF989 20
The good news is that you have a good reason to not be with him. I'm sure you'll find someone better...and smarter.
olpally 33
What a dumb ****. C) he has a small penis anyways D) he should never breed. You're better off op.
Sports_guy3 28
C) and D) should be E) and F)
fj19 9
Ouch.
chilevmv 7
Seems legit
tjw1616 21
lol wow, never heard that one, your ex is a special kind of stupid, glad you found out what a piece of garbage he is before you wasted anymore time on him, congrats on getting rid of him! :)
MikaylaW 4
Those are lousy reasons
Ins0mau 20
Are they?
8born8 18
prey tell what IS a good reason for cheating?
BrotherPhil 35
"I thought your twin sister was you".
martin8337 36
I'll have to remember B if I ever got caught messing around.