Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend randomly decided to let me know that he believes there's really no such thing as cheating, unless both partners explicitly agree that the relationship is monogamous. And no, he wouldn't agree that ours is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me what I think counts as cheating. We got into a fight about it, and she eventually broke up with me. Turns out, even by my own standards, I've cheated on her multiple times throughout our relationship. FML
Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend mansplained to me that because Loki likes both boys and girls, he’s bi, not gay. I’m bi, and my boyfriend knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?
WallyQ 18
You're better off without that thinking in your life
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WallyQ 18
You're better off without that thinking in your life
sayyestothedress 24
Threesome
hacksaw246 24
I believe it's a fyl because cheating is one of the worst things you can do to people and OPs much better without him. However I believe it's also a YDI because OP shouldn't talk to thier cheating ex anyway to where this FML could be made possible.
KariAnn7985 8
My guess would be that she didn't talk to him after they broke up. She's just saying that he is now her ex....for the very reason this FML exists.
cheshireau 26
Exactly, you are much better off. Once I told a guy that I was Bi Sexual and he proceeded to tell me that girls use the excuse that they are Bi Sexual so they can justify cheating on guys. I'm so OP.
cheshireau 26
So sorry* Op
devildog562 33
Did it count if you cheat with a bisexual guy ?
euphoricness 28
It depends on if a banana was involved
MrSassypants 34
If I said it once, I've said it a thousand times, bananas should always be evolved in everything.
sweetbliss3 37
29- what does a banana "evolve" into?
fader48080 10
35 banannarama but only if you use a moon stone
AloysiusWeasley 15
It depends on where you leave it and for how long.
catsaregreatmeow 10
Glad you dumped his ass
zinoxity 23
I don't think that even he believes that's true. People are getting dumber and dumber with their excuses for cheating. But then again, they were dumb enough to do it and get caught in the first place.
devildog562 33
Do it and get caught .... How about dumb enough to do it instead of ending the old relationship before dipping into another one.
drunkmunkey 24
have sex with his best friend and tell him it doesn't count because it's a friend of his.... makes as much sense as what he told you, keep your head up OP
AnalAssassin1 14
But wouldn't that just make them both equally guilty??
DoubleDosexo 12
two wrongs don't make a right though.
Goblin182 27
3 rights make a left
mylifebitches666 18
sucks op but he's to immature, at least you finally got rid of someone who would just make your life complicated
ldkindasucks 6
Ugh, it's almost as bad as him trying to blame you for his cheating. F him, and your life.
BrotherPhil 35
Pretty sure that OP isn't going to F him any more.
Andyournameis 16
You're better off without that kind of idiot in your life. Better luck next time OP! :)
SanyoBlackthorn 9
Sleep with a bisexual guy
thexguyxnextdoor 10
Fighting fire with fire is not usually the best option. OP should just dump his ass and move on to a guy who's more mature and who's more considerate.
Khaleesi_26 30
Wow you're better off without him OP! That is the worst excuse I've heard, fyl.