Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
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Welshite 40
At least he's your "now ex-boyfriend".
Kitsi 14
I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.
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Comments (121)
cookie1207 19
It doesn't count when they are fattys?
grunt_fml 17
It is a well know fact that even the law does not recognise fat people as persons. Killing a fat person does not even count as murder, I heard.
sanecatlady 13
In that case we should also be killing people who are ugly and stupid. But at least fat people can lose weight.
HatemyLife32 15
Love how he's now the "ex-boyfriend" he sounds like a total ass
Axel5238 29
Your ex sounds like one of the types of guys that post on textsfromlastnight. Kinda curious how long op and bf dated.People that are that stupid generally show a few red flags in their personality beforehand.
DoctorBurn 8
Stupid like that shouldn't breed
Merridew 8
But you could cheat on him with some fat guy and it would be justified :)
iiyahkinz 9
Sleep with another guy and give me reason as well A) the other guy is your jogging partner and B) doesn't count coz the guy you slept with has bigger dick
K_lovesnutella 0
What the heck is wrong with this generation thinking things like that is ok?You either love a person so much and choose only them,or you choose to be a jerk and have "fun" with everyone but the person you're dating.
amisenho 11
He was insulting your intelligence by: A) cheating on you in the first place; and B) actually believing that his excuses were legitimate. By that logic, pretty soon, having sex with anyone who doesn't look absolutely identical to you will be classified as "not cheating".
freaky_panda 6
Wow.. What an asshole..