Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my ex said I had a lot in common with his new girlfriend. His new, grossly overweight, college drop-out, clinically depressed, constantly pot-smoking girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML
Today, my (now ex) boyfriend and I had a fight, during which he said, "This is why I talk to other girls." I called him out for admitting to cheating and he told me I was toxic. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by throwing my stuff out of his place, and accusing me of cheating while yelling, "Cheater, cheater! Pumpkin eater!" When I tried explaining that I have no clue what he's talking about, he started exclaiming, "Liar, liar! Pants on fire!" FML
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
At least he's your "now ex-boyfriend".
Kitsi 14
I guess he's not your boyfriend because he's a dickless wonder. Also, being overwight doesn't mean she is not a human female. ******* loser.
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Comments (121)
EvilLittleMan 23
Tell him that's OK but no thanks and also remind him not to forget the flour the next time.
MzZombicidal 36
What?
The_Big_Boss 20
So he cheated down? I don't support cheating, but if you must, cheat up!
8born8 18
my that's a mighty big hole you've dug for yourself, isn't it?..
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Nice try, guy...SMH. FYL and HDI.
jrock9093 18
Guys actually make these excuses or is it the only way your published on this site! is if it's fiction?
TheAngryPrincess 3
Wow. Sounds like you're better off.
edanielleh 21
well... they were studying chemistry alright :/
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
More like biology.
bazookajoey 27
That just makes him the jerk who cheated on you with his fat lab partner
perdix 31
On some college and grad school applications, ******* fat chicks counts as community service, like dishing out soup to the hungry.
8born8 18
No soup for you!
notsofriendly 17
Pretty sure fat chicks wouldn't be interested in such condescending "charity". There are guys out there who love them for what they are!
perdix 31
#110, yeah, maybe some undesirable losers might settle for them, but an occasional "pity ****" from a hot guy gives them some mental images to use when they screw their losers.
AntiPrude 26
@116 100 percent true, no matter how much complaining you hear from goody-good commenters.
awilliams44 9
He must not have high standards girl. U can do way better! (:
browniey 11
That would be an interesting case when that "overweight" lab partner hears it. OP glad he is the ex!