Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0
Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
DresdenB17 0
ydi for sneezing
Hello_nikki507 0
I moderated this... That really sucks though!
kerrygirl 13
ya i moderated it too and the last line said....and tomorrows my wedding......
genius_man16 1
I don't get people like you. First off, no one cares that you moderated it. And secondly, why do you feel the need to tell us all that you did? Hundreds if not thousands of people moderate each FML, you are far from special.
tpag3r 0
i could not agree more i always give thumbs down to people who feel the need to brag about their moderating
Lolbrittany 0
agreed with #12, YDI for sneezing >:U
amstillives 0
YDI for being gay.. BiTCh...
DevineLegacy 0
oww that must of hurt. sneezing comes at the worst times :(
Etoile_fml 0
I once sneezed and hit my nose against my knee. I was a wee kid, though. You're supposed to feel it when you're about to sneeze, so, YDI.
save_me_08 0
he did feel it. He said his nose was itching
Snackbars 0
Video or it didn't happen. ... :D
SimpleSimon 0
Keep still for a second and I'll make the other one match...
teach09 0
Ahhh..that sucks... but that's what they make coverup for!! hopefully your partner isn't too stuck up, and blame you for "ruining" the wedding day (yes i've seen it happen)..
captainmetal2344 0
YDI for having a nose