Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Why did you tell me that?
Today, my mom confessed to me that she used to pluck my step-dad's butt hair. I hope the brain-gods delete this obnoxious mental picture. FML
Camouflage
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML
Scary!
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
He's got game
Today, I horribly lost a game of basketball against my dad. It wouldn't have been so humiliating if he hadn't been piss drunk at the time. FML
What's your resolutions?
Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML
Close encounters
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
Thanks, I feel better!
Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
Bad hair day
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, my family took me to a wig store saying I wouldn't feel so insecure about being bald because of my chemo treatments. When I told them I accepted myself and didn't want a wig, they came out and told me THEY couldn't accept it. My own family is embarrassed of me over something I can't control. FML
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theoldman 22
Where was the hair?
fpants2010 18
It could still be a great bonding experience! As a side note, have you considered waxing or bleaching?
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fpants2010 18
It could still be a great bonding experience! As a side note, have you considered waxing or bleaching?
awildwhisper 30
I don't understand why women are told and taught to shave. Hair on legs is bad but its fine on arms? OP can do what she wants and she shouldn't feel she needs to shave.
The_Butt_Shark 4
Found the feminist.
9a_1z 12
I was gonna say, has she considered just leaving it? Since it obviously wasn't bothering her until her dad pointed it out, why should it now?
andrmac 25
I think it was facial hair.
rivaraven 35
Why is hair on legs bad, #15? It's the persons own choice what they want to shave, and not shaving is not bad. All hair that grows on a body is meant to be there, but you can choose to shave it.
awildwhisper 30
43 I didn't say that I think hair on legs is bad. I meant society and media say it is.
molloy2 14
On the bright side... Oh wait.
SixthSinEnvy 39
On the bright side Amanda Palmer would be proud.
sturschaedel 27
And teach her to rock her map of Tasmania!
igg125 30
Better than walking around with facial hair.
theoldman 22
Where was the hair?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Who says guys can't shave their legs?
DevilsShadow 5
#9, everyone. Unless you're a swimmer or do another sport that requires it, it's very weird for a guy to shave their legs.
arrouz 13
I'm going to get down voted to all hell for this, but why exactly is it so weird? Social norms? I don't really think it's all too weird myself, just different.
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds pretty clear that OP is talking about upper lip.
TheKishwan 16
Well OP, hopefully it didn't get too awkward...
WCARlover 35
Hopefully not facial hair..if you have that you should wax it. I think it's nice of your dad though if he was doing it not to be a jerk and to actually be helpful
msmedieval 11
Hot wax on the face is not advisable in the long run. Threading is a great solution, most asian beauty parlours can do it & it hurts less than waxing.
The_Avatar 22
Take it in stride. If you dont like to shave then just be yourself.
_Peppermint_ 34
Well, at least he's trying to help but if you don't want to shave, that's completely okay too :)
oasis359 13
theres this lady who owns the gas station across the street from where i work, she has the second most impresive mustach iv ever seen. shes proud of it too, trims and grooms it. what im trying to say is, just do what makes you happy OP. it doesnt matter what anybody elses says or thinks
christge1beast 17
Who has the first?
murph_fml 21
I had my 3yo daughter in the pizza place when an older lady came in with a killer goatee. My daughter was pointing and trying to ask why the lady had a beard, and I'm hissing at her, "Zip it, it's not polite to point, I'll tell you in the car!" I thought maybe she was on hormone therapy or something, I've heard facial hair can happen.
sinverguenza 11
Somewhere, two freak carnivals are missing their bearded lady attractions.
aspecialspecial 21
@10 had absolutely nothing to do with the post but man that story was funny as hell xD Though really if she let him teach her how to shave she has no problem not being hairy,
blazingshot147 19
On the bright side at least he's looking out for you OP.