Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0
Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
K1al 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA made me cry from laughing
kubagami 0
LOL!!!!!!! I think I just pee'd a little!
slittle210 0
no worries, once i was turning into a room and i sneezed and hit my head off the wall .
morthug 11
LOL that's so funny
lawlersk8z 0
hahahaha, epic fail (:
shelbym 0
first FML laugh of the night, congrats :D
barbiegirl_66222 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA !!
CHADALAC69 0
hahahahahahaha....wow thats really funny. thanks for the laugh
greatsarcazm 0
How in the hell did u manage to punch your self? fyl for sure.
greatsarcazm 0
when u sneeze u put ur hands infront of ur nose you can't punch ur self like that