Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I would like to say I pinched a nerve throwing punches, but no, I did it by sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0
Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
bassxchick12 0
That sucks... did u put ice on it? that actually makes it worse just use a warm towel hope u feel better ^-^
nypd613 0
I just love seeing all the idiots here start an argument over some grammar mistake the OP made. it's ****** hilarious that y'all get so caught up in each other's comments (kind of like I'm doing now haha) and arguing and insulting each other about your language skills and all that shit. keep goin' at it people!! lmao
RustedMetal 0
do u know how much fun that was to picture in my mind ?
brokensiren 3
ALOL. I'm so sorry, but that is epic. That made my day. Again, I'm really sorry for laughing at your misfortune.... :( Good stuff though.....
summer66_fml 0
well.....on the bright side, at least you get to make up fun stories about how you got a black eye!! :)
katiefershady 0
ydi it for saying "itch it" instead of scratch it
wellthatsucks 0
Well at least you now know you have a mean hook. B)
bordemstirs 0
that's kind of epic, you should have taped it.
pickwick716 0
Itching an Itch really won't do much. I suggest scratching next time.
tangerine_12 0
omg i could definately see myself doing that!! it would be so hilarious. i pretty much laughed uncontrollably at this, so if i saw it happen in real life, then i would probably pee my pants. lolololol.