Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
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Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
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Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
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Violet_Illuser 0
Ouch... This is why I turn my face away from everything, including myself, when I sneeze.
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
Honestly, that really just sucks and I hope you feel better, but I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Sorry OP.
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Comments (112)
sucks4u918 4
Lol u fail!
megaanlovesmusic 1
Ouchies .. it sounds like u have really baad luck |: join the cluub . **** our lives
narutou546 4
dumb
MwahFMLS 6
**** you very much.
bioman250 10
You must have god-like strength. black eye from a 1 inch punch. Even Bruce Lee has to have at least six inches clearance to do that with a one inch punch.
FlyingAlmond 5
Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea.... that song popped into my head after reading this.