Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
Today, I'm cat sitting for some friends. Their whiskey selection is well curated and top notch. I grabbed a bottle that I thought was the cheapest, I ended getting drunk on a $500 bottle. I’m going to have to fill it with a lesser brand. FML
Today, my son had a baby so I poured out the last of the bottle of scotch bought by my grandfather around about 1910. There was just enough for two glasses. I took a sip and spat it out, leading to my son confessing that he drank it as a teenager and replaced it with god knows what brown liquid. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
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nix1993 41
Make her pay for it. Every last penny, no matter how long it takes her. Adjust for inflation if you're feeling particularly aggrieved.
Squeepy 19
And where did you end up hiding her body?
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Hippo_Holiday 19
<p>It's sad really, because if the entire bottle was finished, then it's really difficult getting it back. On the wiki page, it says that they <em>have</em> increased production, but it will "remain below mass market levels". Good luck getting back anything in it's worth, but if I were you I wouldn't buy a new bottle just in case she becomes an alcholic, unless of course, she isn't so use it to repeatedly remind her what she did and taunt her with the bottle. Remember though, she is your ne
jb591 10
Isnt this from imgur?? What i am saying is that i dont belive @op
gnomewayyoucancatchme 0
Lol saw your post on imgur
Lawson Ott 2
<p>long ago i had a bottle of jack daniels i downed. but thought it would be funny to down the whole thing in one gulp without blinking (show off in front of room mates) took the empty bottle and put a little coffee and some water to fill, being extra careful to get the color right. hid the bottle until i could perfom. one roommate 'found' it and aimed to sneak/steal it. then he gets irate at me that it wasn't JD afterall. other roommies was on his side. wtf?!</p>
soulreaper12296 28
Who says OP bought it? Maybe they got it as a gift? Don't be a judgmental prick #12.
knepmj 13
Yes you can taste the difference in higher costing alcohols. Trust me a bartender and someone who has had king louis xiii.
Jackson Fuhrmann 2
<p>Tell your brother or sister about it tell them how much it costed and tell them your upset about it they should take action</p>
Jackson Fuhrmann 2
<p>Tell your brother or sister about it tell them how much it costed and tell them your upset about it they should take action</p>
Jackson Fuhrmann 2
<p>Tell your brother or sister about it tell them how much it costed and tell them your upset about it they should take action</p>
justfxckinpeachy 1
<p>I just saw your post on imgur. Sorry that happened </p>