Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
Today, I'm cat sitting for some friends. Their whiskey selection is well curated and top notch. I grabbed a bottle that I thought was the cheapest, I ended getting drunk on a $500 bottle. I’m going to have to fill it with a lesser brand. FML
Today, my son had a baby so I poured out the last of the bottle of scotch bought by my grandfather around about 1910. There was just enough for two glasses. I took a sip and spat it out, leading to my son confessing that he drank it as a teenager and replaced it with god knows what brown liquid. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
Make her pay for it. Every last penny, no matter how long it takes her. Adjust for inflation if you're feeling particularly aggrieved.
Squeepy 19
And where did you end up hiding her body?
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Comments (78)
vampirechick105 4
<p>She best pay you back with interest </p>
zero_mercy 5
<p>Hey i saw your post about it on imgur, how small is internet huh ?</p>
jimmyironic 9
I agree
Pamela Kinlein 2
<p>Her parents would be making a very large bank withdrawl OR she would go to jail for Grand Larceny... yea, I am that much of a bitch... I hate a thief, and refuse to give out cut cards for them- family or not.<img src="../lib/tinymce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-cool.gif" alt="cool" /></p>
Pamela Kinlein 2
<p>I gotta ask... WHY ISN'T SHE IN HANDCUFFS?</p>
blackrose1996 11
Time to have a talk with her parents and I agree with people time for a payment plan
RetireEngland 24
Your fault for putting it where she could get it, and call the cops for theft and have her arrested
HalfLit 17
Maybe I just don't have an appreciation for "fine whiskey" but YDI for spending 2k on freaking alcohol. Your niece deserves some kind of punishment for stealing from you but how the hell was she supposed to know what it was "worth"?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
I hope this brat got punished appropriately, which includes paying you back every penny. If she felt the need to steal whiskey from somebody instead of buying a bottle herself, then it's clear that she's underage.