Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while sleeping off my hangover, my niece asked me to get her a drink. I gave her a beer, I didn't notice it until it was gone. She is only 6 years old. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I let my nephew and his friend spend the night to watch movies. After I fell asleep, they stole my liquor and went roaming. When they saw the cop car in front of my house and realized they were busted, they went up to the cop and told them I gave them the alcohol to avoid being grounded. FML
Today, I'm cat sitting for some friends. Their whiskey selection is well curated and top notch. I grabbed a bottle that I thought was the cheapest, I ended getting drunk on a $500 bottle. I’m going to have to fill it with a lesser brand. FML
Today, my son had a baby so I poured out the last of the bottle of scotch bought by my grandfather around about 1910. There was just enough for two glasses. I took a sip and spat it out, leading to my son confessing that he drank it as a teenager and replaced it with god knows what brown liquid. FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML
Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whisky, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML
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nix1993 41
Make her pay for it. Every last penny, no matter how long it takes her. Adjust for inflation if you're feeling particularly aggrieved.
Squeepy 19
And where did you end up hiding her body?
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Comments (78)
murph_fml 21
OH DEAR LORD JESUS **** NO
FibbyInfinity 1
<p>Hey guys, the OP posted a lot more information on Imgur.</p> <p><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/w5bA6">https://imgur.com/gallery/w5bA6</a></p> <p>& the update</p> <p>http://imgur.com/gallery/j227K</p>
Magnoxidans 19
I would actually take her to court over that one
saffy66 34
Send her the bill.
debbyman13 21
I woulda locked that shit up
Aline Fohmi 4
<p>Hello from imgur :)Yeah, that story left me quite angry already...The worst thing kids can be is unthankful in my opinion...You gave her an opportunity of freedom and a bit of money and she just abused it...I'm so sorry, especially because of the sentimental value...Greetings from a fellow Imgurian</p>
Ms_Monster 6
there was an fml a while back about a kid, a nephew or son i think, who stole the guy's 100 year old bottle of alcohol that was bottled by his grandfather in sweden for a party and mixed it with coke, and it made me just as sad as this post did. i'm not much of a drinker, and when i do drink, it's mostly wine coolers, but to have something that's yours and worth a lot to you, monetarily or sentimentally, stolen and then not appreciated at all, that just makes me mad for you. i genuinely hope she's appropriately punished for what she did, and she'd better get a job babysitting or something until she can pay you back.
dabadabadoo_fml 2
I just saw this exact story on imgur... except there they claim the bottle is more expensive
nix1993 41
And the follow up on imgur got more ridiculous with eery sentence. I hope they're not the same person because most of that sounded like total bull.
Cali 57
Actually, the imgur user has claimed responsibility for posting this FML. The follow-up post did seem far-fetched but we all know that stranger things have happened. Maybe we should hire a detective just to be safe.
katarasami 2
Are you the person who posted about this on Imgur? If so, the sentimental value the bottle had made it priceless, and I'm sorry she was inconsiderate enough to take that away from you.
7and7is 20
That sucks but I think mixing Monster with whiskey ought to be punishment enough