Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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silbern 0
when I think of an "all-American" guy I think of a fat slob that has gone to mcdonalds way too much. possibly a redneck
chveya 6
How dare you be unattractive, sir.
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Comments (92)
kingleonitaz 0
all American = fat
daAce77 8
she's a straight up bitch!
siouxsie0987 0
It's cool...the "all american look" is pretty gross to everyone outside of the US. Even if you guys break up, just go to amsterdam and find a hot dutch chick XD I jk of course..but to be fair, if she's still with you, then she can't find you all that unappealing? I would say what she said was harsh, but maybe she wasn't trying to be a bitch, but is american and thus didn't have the vocab to be otherwise ;) (the ;) indicates I'm JOKING...sarcasm is an art :P)
miro793 0
all been there, hate my gf cause she's always soon that
ckilla421 0
Sh
KrazyLove54 0
dump that bitch
stevenmx86 8
She was probably picturing Jacob from twilight when she said that.. Kids these says...
writergirl23 19
I object to your girlfriend's comment. A man with a tall, manly body and handsome face does not have to be American. That's hard out racist.
nikojhavlin 12
Your cute. Could be far worse
KrazyKatz3 26
My boyfriend told me his ideal girl is quite small and definitely ginger (basically my best friend but ??) I'm taller than him and my hair is definitely brown but he still loves me... He says isn't it better to know I'm not just dating you because you're ginger....