Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, my girlfriend of three months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML
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silbern 0
when I think of an "all-American" guy I think of a fat slob that has gone to mcdonalds way too much. possibly a redneck
chveya 6
How dare you be unattractive, sir.
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Comments (92)
qazwerty 5
I doubt there's a girl that's doesn't want tall, manly, and handsome. I don't know how that equals "all-american," though.
euplus 0
that equals the american dream not the reality tho, its the all abercombie look. not many have that look, but there are ppl in canada europe and maybe other places too who have that look, its just that its coined by abercombie
null_fml 11
The next day, OP's girlfriend asks him if she looks fat in her new jeans. He says "No, honey, you look great.", but his girlfriend goes on a rampage because he paused to think about it for a second first. Just another week in your typical relationship.
null_fml 11
Ignore this... was supposed to be a reply.
facu 0
this is a win not a fml...cos she likes you even thought u don't fit her ideals
PyroDeath19 0
isn't that an all-Australian guy all- American guys are fat dumb gay married or used to be a chick Australia ftw
daemonsparta 16
australia is just europes rejects ameri-pwnd
PyroDeath19 0
oh #11 Is correct all American guys r dat rednecks Australia ftw
redshortsx 0
SHE SAID YOUR CUTE!!!!! this is not an FML
schwinn11 0
chicks are worse than guys at this stuff, atleast with guys we have a broad set of standards we're lookin for in a girl, but chicks have alot more details they want in a man, and the hotter the girl, the harder it is to meet her standards. Good Luck, Im pullin for you
leoofbodom 0
fine she shouldnt have said it but still. id love to go out with megan foxes identical twin