Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard the girl I like tell her friends about me, “I like his personality a lot, it would be so sexy if he was taller. He’s adorable though.” I’m just below average height for a man. I wouldn’t even consider myself super short. I hate being 22. FML
Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
Today, I told my date she'd look hot as a blonde. She replied saying I'd be hot with a few extra inches. Furious, I yelled at her that I couldn't control my height. She replied that she "wasn't referring to my height." FML
Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I think I'm average looking. He told me that it was OK, unless he wakes up tomorrow with some standards, I'm good enough. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual "type". I explained that I usually go for insular asshole types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said "Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones." FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you were to describe the most attractive woman, would it match her? If not and you still want to be with her you've got nothing to worry about. Or you can split up and go harass some 10s.
Pink_Turnips 14
i mean, when you take the average of what women want. actually want to the fullest extent.. most want a man over 6ft, and tone is simply a preference..... so i mean, she isnt exactly wrong but if shes with you, then shes with you.
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Pink_Turnips 14
i mean, when you take the average of what women want. actually want to the fullest extent.. most want a man over 6ft, and tone is simply a preference..... so i mean, she isnt exactly wrong but if shes with you, then shes with you.
RichardPencil 32
Yes, but she's probably a 4 and can only pull someone like you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
Well, most girls would love to date movie stars but that doesn't mean that they are not completely happy with the average Joes that they have. Don't take it personally, just be as awesome as you can. If she is the right girl then she will see what she has.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
If you were to describe the most attractive woman, would it match her? If not and you still want to be with her you've got nothing to worry about. Or you can split up and go harass some 10s.