B-Man
Canada
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Heavy
Today, a 100-foot maple tree fell on my house. I was inside. I was sleeping. FML
1ndustrytx
United States
Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML
Monique
United States
Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML
oliver
United States
Nightmare mode
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
June
Flower Mound, United States
Windy Williams
Today, I woke up at 4AM to the sound of lightning hitting a tree in my backyard, then that tree proceeding to hit my house. Later, my neighbor's tree fell over, which hit our fence, and they're not even home. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Snap!
Today, I took a nap in my hammock in the backyard. Just as I was dozing off, I heard a loud snap, and the next thing I knew, I was lying on the ground surrounded by broken ropes and a hammock that'd turned into a cocoon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Schrewt
France
Nice friends you got there
Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Top comments
akiranozaki 0
That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.
some_girl9 8
OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL
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Comments (68)
pinktiger 0
LOL 1st
Secret_Fire_King 0
Those dreams of falling... were not dreams...
wiggz1990 0
WTF ??? are u seriously telling me u fell from about 10 feet high and u didn't wake up at the time ???
DrFuzzyPickles 9
Naturally, if the human body senses danger (such as falling from a height) the inhabitant of the body should immediately be woken.
nnnntr 17
But if you get knocked out you won't remember falling
akiranozaki 0
That's actually kind of hysterical. Now that I've stopped laughing some, I suggest you sleep on ground level from now on, and consider yourself lucky that all you got out of the deal was a headache.
ccathleen_ 0
That seems like a probably consequence to your actions.
xiaoxaio 5
Zzz-OH SHIT!-Zzz
zac2012 0
lol, ouch
FMLjudge007 0
hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
cerebellum_fml 0
The tree was pissed off at you for building a fort on it. You live in ontario? damn you must have froze.
B_Foxy 0
You would've froze, I call this one a fake.
originalusername_fml 0
uh maybe he had a SLEEPING BAG? i go camping a lot, during all the seasons. all i sleep in is a flimsy tent and a sleeping bag, and my clothing. i've camped in places where night temperature was around -30 degrees. it is definitely possible.
whthapendlstnght 0
its not that cold in ontario
ReyEr9412 0
Depends on what time of year......
originalusername_fml 0
that is AWESOME. well, the part about camping out in your tree house. maybe you should uh, put a door or something?
MrMaD_fml 2
...or sleep inside...in a bed, like normal people. ..what are you, 9?
grrrarrrg2 2
maybe he is?
CheerQueen13 0
Im thinking like, 5?
theSman 0
the weather all around ontario lately has been completely horrible, I find it hard to believe you would even consider sleeping in a treehouse
some_girl9 8
OUCH! Be grateful you woke up at all! FYL