Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
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silbern 0
when I think of an "all-American" guy I think of a fat slob that has gone to mcdonalds way too much. possibly a redneck
chveya 6
How dare you be unattractive, sir.
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Comments (92)
sweetpandora_fml 2
so your girlfriend thinks only Americans can be tall, with a manly body and a handsome face? o_O That can only be described as dumb. I don't live in North America and I can assure there are a LOT of guys looking like this in here, too.
Mulada 0
So, she wants to date Guile from Street Fighter?
razz27 0
shes is a ***** dump her before she dumps u HURRY RUN!!!!!!!
munim 0
that's actually a compliment. What I think she means is, she likes you for who you are even though you don't have the physical qualities she desires.
monster_tamer 11
Just like the way some girls (including me) have massive crushes on Severus Snape. =) We girls aren't all shallow. Intelligence is sexy too.
danitana 0
I'm sorry but are you saying that Snape isn't physically attractive? Cause he is (atleast to me;P ) and I must say his intelligence and arrogance (and voice) is the sekss!
sportsnut 0
get a ********, get laid, and then get the **** out, this is classic bitch who isn't worth the trouble signs
thatwhitekid09 0
who gives a shit about "all American boys" she said you're still cute so tap that!
xlovepinkx 0
I'm sure your girlfriend is not your absolutely ideal woman either. If she had dumped you for an "all-American guy," then this would be an FML.
hellFighter 0
not an FML... she still said your cute if anything joke back, be like "well i'm interested in european models... blonde, tanned, huge ****... but you're cute too"
Rutgerman95 0
"All-American"? What a Bullsh*t.
adoraaaa_fml 0
Sexy guys are everywhere.