Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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harviss12 8
What were u wearing then...
EwanSmith 2
lawngerie...
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Comments (131)
waitnobodycares 6
well, after being in his mouth thry sure weren't clean anymore. flip some inside out and do your laundry, geez.
hateevryone 15
you need to wash clothes more often
Daralea 21
Laundry. It's not just another fad. Do it.
HomeAl0ne 20
Give your dog a boner and he'll drop it. Silly me, I mean bone. Either way.
lollipop77_fml 6
Helllllooo - do laundry you lazy sod
merryhappy1887 20
eww.. they're in your dogs mouth.. not clean anymore dumbass. go commando.
icxiibunnie 14
It's called doing the laundry. Honestly, you could have just simply waited while your washer is washing them, instead of chasing your dog for the last clean pair. It just shows that your being unsanitary.
heartcloud_fml 3
laundry time.
Jesinicole 0
Then that's probably a sign that you shouldve done laundry? Dirty.
MarioDragon 14
Not clean anymore now is it. Turn the one your wearing inside-out and you're good to go