Anonymous
United States
Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to walk home in nothing but my snuggie and sneakers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Cold!!!
Steele, United States
Frozen
Today, thanks to a wonderful -40°F wind chill (I'm in the Midwest), I woke up this morning to a freezing cold house. I had to wear my shoes, a coat, and gloves. Indoors. For the whole morning and most of the afternoon. FML
Anonymous
Germany
The chills
Today, despite living healthy and being only 40, I have such pathologically cold feet that I can only ever be comfortable while either having them on a hot water bottle or taking a vigorous walk. Everything else feels about as cosy as standing in ice water. FML
Anonymous
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Anonymous
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, I got a call from my roommate's mother, asking me to hide her flip flops so she couldn't wear them out in sub-zero temperatures. FML
Slippin'
Steele, United States
Steady as she goes
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Cold
United States
Just chilling
Today, my room was so cold that I actually had to wear a coat to enter it without feeling extremely uncomfortable. I have insulated curtains for this exact reason, but it looks like that won't do. FML
qwerty
United States
Today, I walked outside to get the newspaper and slipped on the icy driveway. Because I was wearing boxers and a robe, my legs got all scraped up. After much cursing, I got the paper and went inside. The headline read "Caution: Icy Conditions". FML
madeline9322
Canada
Today, the lack of heating in my room has gotten to the point where I have to cuddle my clothes for the next day at night so they're not freezing when I wake up. FML
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kaprookie 3
Slipception!
firecopy 6
Heard of socks?
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Comments (81)
kaprookie 3
Slipception!
xosportsgirl14x 8
No. That one was just bad, imo.
kaprookie 3
Dully noted.
DropBearHunter 8
Needs a third pair of slippers for Slipception.
kaprookie 3
Yeah, I know. I wanted to be first and apart from first! It was the only thing that popped in my brain.
SwedishDerp 3
Yo dawg, I heard you like slippers
waswashere 0
So we put slippers in your slippers so you can stay warm while you stay warm
rawrkittyrawr 6
Honestly how is this a FML boohoo your cold. How does it f your life?
ScaughtieHolden 11
I'm surprised no one's made a "turducken" reference, or however you spell it.
pulse18 2
Nice turducken reference bro
the_tiger_fml 0
i live in csnada, so dont be a wimp and act like an adult
Gtfo_Troll 0
Trendy new style? Maybe it'll catch on OP, you never know.
angry_anonymous 5
Just wondering, how does this qualify as an FML? yes your feet were really cold, and it was cold out? but is it really FML worthy?
firecopy 6
Heard of socks?
btnhdude 0
Enlighten me.
zombicidal 11
perhaps OP started a huge army of sock puppets and doesn't have any more to wear
boarder540 12
Why does the OP own two pairs of slippers in the first place? And why would you have a smaller pair and then a pair that is big enough to fit over the small pair?
Beebow_fml 5
Yo dawg I heard you like warm feet so we... Nevermind.
airforce987 20
First World Problems
BigHoshJosh 0
I'm so cold I'm shivering
saIty 17
Tiger slippers fuses with Lion slippers to create Liger slippers!
max_wilder 9
You probably thought this was a comment, nope chuck testa
KennKenn 0
I would have taken a hot bath.
Buttsexpirate 9
I know that being cold sucks. I hate when I have to stick my cheeks together and wear two pairs of pantaloons.
DropBearHunter 8
Do what was done in a previous FML. Have the house set on fire, guarantee you'll warm up real fast.
badgerr 1
Yo dawg, I heard you like slippers, so we put some slippers in your slippers so you can be warm while you're warm
superficialheart 11
Thanks for finishing number 3's comment.
TurdTickler4eva 0
He did what 3 couldnt and i look up to him for that
Palirose 22
You think that's bad? I have to sleep under 6 fleece blankets to get warm
DropBearHunter 8
I want some of what you're havi... you know what, nevermind.
TurdTickler4eva 0
In the butt?
EwanSmith 2
put a sock in it!