Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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harviss12 8
What were u wearing then...
EwanSmith 2
lawngerie...
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Comments (131)
troublegum 21
A woman running round her garden with no underwear on, hmmmmm i wish i'd witnessed that it would make a great start to my day lol
Rachelrock21 6
You spelled neighbors wrong. I'm thirteen.
kitsune3 20
Oooh, a ******* high and mighty little thirteen-year-old is correcting people. FYI, asswipe, that happens to be another correct way to spell it. In fact, there are several words in the English language that have more than one correct spelling, so you can suck your attitude up your little ass. Try thinking and doing a little research before being an ass. And on another note, pointing out your age doesn't make you sound cool. It makes you seem like an absolute toolish douchebag. Grow up, you self-entitled bastard.
1randomchick 2
i agree with that dude - there is more than one way to spell words and more to life than knowing how to spell everything correctly.
Calyx_fml 22
OP, watch "The Dog Whisperer". You are the beta dog.
Naitsi 19
Not so clean anymore :P
elenarox 1
wash some
rastafunk 0
Just wash some underwear, good lord...
chocolatemocha 0
Wow, if you have the energy to chase your dog around the lawn, you have the energy to do laundry. YDI
ash_loves_ya2 1
theres this little thing called a washing machine you should get one they are very helpful
maggiewalters 17
Have you heard of two things called "water" and "soap"?
alinka_fml 0
YdI for not washing your undies.