Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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harviss12 8
What were u wearing then...
EwanSmith 2
lawngerie...
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Comments (131)
LADiiL0KA24 11
Well obviously if ur runnin low on clean clothes u do the laundry.... Before stupid shyt like that happens so ydi
CryMoreFMLs 15
Please... For the love of all that is saintly and pure... Tell me why it's so hard to type in a complete, logical sentence with little-to-no typos?
cryssycakesx3 23
everyone knows shit is cooler with a Y.
Randomnessmoi 0
Do your laundry or buy more :P
flippinfail_fml 7
They're not clean anymore bitch.
cherryllollo 7
ew ydi. I have enough clean underwear to last me a year! go buy a 5 pack of hanes or something jeez!
stacianichole 2
You have 365 pairs of underwear?
blunttobluntest 12
And you were wearing what??
maackenzie 9
Maybe you should think of doing laundry more often so you don't put yourself in this situation.
HappyJello 7
Well they aren't clean anymore...
shioRilakkuma 7
It's not clean anymore
keshaforever1 14
....Learn how to do laundry?
SirSquishyPants 1
Leave the dog outside, at least it will have a pair of undies to keep it warm