Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house in my pajamas while trying to take the trash out. My neighbor offered to help, but only after taking a picture of me for "future laughs." FML
Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML
Today, after setting up surveillance in my front yard to see whose dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film. It was my heroin addict neighbour. FML
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harviss12 8
What were u wearing then...
EwanSmith 2
lawngerie...
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Comments (131)
Miss_Attitude96 24
You know, there's this wonderful invention: a washer. And there's also a dryer that usually comes with said washer.
DropBearHunter 8
Its late Spring over here so there is no need to use a dryer. Also not everyone owns a dryer.
btnhdude 0
Whatabouthewasher,BearHunter?! Whattaboutthewasher?!?!?!?
asdfohnofyl 3
Time to do the laundry.
SirSquishyPants 1
At this point, it was time to do laundry a few days ago.
TipOfTheHat 10
I would laugh too!
kimmiekimmiekong 0
See there is a problem you don't have any clean underwear due to the fact that your dogs mouth has been all over your last pair of clean underwear.... so ether do your laundry or go comando..... lol
thamann286 3
Underwear is over rated anywho be a champ and go commando.
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
YDI for not doing your laundry more often :3
leadman1989 16
Cleveland voice "That's nassssty"
NomOnShroomz 14
"That's nasty, yes I am weezy but I'm not asthmatic"
ohmandapants 17
^ no.
Enslaved 38
Time to go panty shopping. (:
metallicshadow 16
that's hot
creedaddict 9
Not clean anymore lol