Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
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Connect 10
Who would willingly listen to Nicki Minaj?
damwoods 12
When you live in the ghetto what can you say .....
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Comments (235)
rg350dx 29
Niki minaj isn't considered music. It should be prohibited by the Geneva convention.
holeyman 8
Nothing a gas can and a zippo can't fix
shadowsorel 15
It's okay. The same thing happened to me. My neighbors listened to 2chainz or whatever and I listened to Led Zeppplin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles... And Daft Punk.
TxCountryBeauty 10
I love daft punk... And the rest of the afore mentioned:)
shadowsorel 15
So, about their new album... How excited are you?
dinosaurzombie 14
Why did people say that the OP deserved it?
RpiesSPIES 27
Because he was playing his music loudly enough for the neighbors to hear, I assume. I doubt anyone that clicked YDI actually LIKE Nikki Minaj... Right?
alycion 39
Even if my neighbor had the same musical tastes as me, I wouldn't go blasting it to the point they'd have to ask me to turn it down and I would hope they would show the same respect. Though in my younger days I was involved in a stereo war or two with neighbors who refused to turn their music down. Sometimes I hate being an adult.
glitz1234 6
people r so rude
SaxophoneHero 12
ppl dunt no how 2 spel
simoncat 11
Oh dear God. It is time to Move! Now!
Vanillanougat 14
Voting "YDI" on this post officially constitutes as forfeiting your soul.
1215116a 14
I actually think it's both the neighbor's and Op's fault for playing their music too loud, but I chose FML anyways because the terrible music. I guess voting YDI isn't that bad for this one though, as long as it isn't because you're defending Nicki Minaji.
1215116a 14
*Minaj
Vanillanougat 14
point well made. I stand corrected.
empathique_fml 9
Fake music does not exist and good music is subjective, but they should respect your tastes as much as you respect theirs.
perdix 31
Let's see. Nicki Minaj is on American Idol, while Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr are sitting at home. I see no problem with the neighbors' logic.
torihatfield 10
Just because they aren't attention obsessed and don't need to be in the spot light to feel better about themselves does not mean they aren't more talented than Nikki Manaj could ever hope to be.
perdix 31
#50, I don't know. It seems that being entrusted to develop the musicians of the future should correlate with the quality of your music. I mean, Simon Cowell's songs have saved my life!
chanellgymnast 17
Here comes the sun! Oh wait... They wish they could have this moment for life. Ugh.