Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
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Connect 10
Who would willingly listen to Nicki Minaj?
damwoods 12
When you live in the ghetto what can you say .....
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Comments (235)
ebrainer1 9
Murder them. That is the only remedy.
MidnaLink 35
I have neither artist in my collection, but this FML still makes me want to break your neighbors stereo.
PhishloverA 14
The Beatles > Nicki Minaj
DanielBenyamin 18
The Beatles are the best
Ibeatmyself 3
I feel so sorry for you
Megan639 16
I'm the same way just with the 90's.
patacus 14
did you go over and complain, like they did to you? if not you deserve it
EMTchic 14
Nicki Minaj... No talent, and she doesn't a real part on her body. How is that defined as quality music? I supposed they also call the cries of a cat being ground to pulp in a garbage disposal "quality music".
vanessa09865 23
While I do agree that her 'music' is of very low quality, her body (and what it consists of) should not be a factor in how you judge her music. Adele is overweight and has a child out of wedlock, she is still an amazing singer.
theandrewdays 2
Both overrated
icey0796 6
You should get Yellow Submarine stuck in their heads.
osm1989_fml 6
I frequently have "Yellow Submarine" stuck in my head. I do not consider it a bad thing.
icey0796 6
Well, normal people could quite easily enjoy such a tune, but someone who considers Niki Minaj - I'm too disinterested to find the correct spelling - I imagine it would be... bad?