Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
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Connect 10
Who would willingly listen to Nicki Minaj?
damwoods 12
When you live in the ghetto what can you say .....
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chuckcloninger 12
Only question is "Who's got the loudest music system?" This is WAR and God is on your side!
Morgiepoooh9822 17
I was actually jamming out to Michael Jackson in the car and got some weird looks.. But when people put on stupid music like I dunno.. Nicki minaj and they jam out people don't even care.
CharDee 15
Wow... You got some dumb neighbors. I love Nicki Minaj but you should not of listened to them. Do what you want to do. ;)
ckrider64 8
blasphemy!!!
Shadow_Phantom 26
I think this is a YDI and a FYL, simply because both artists are mediocre and overrated.
LordMelchett 10
The Beatles ARE music.
suri_mf 8
Once, my mother put the radio on. A Nicki Minaj song was playing. I screamed, "MUSIC IS DEAD."
Scratcher_cat 2
Your neighbors are moderately hypocritical and you both likely listen to the artists you listen to because they're very famous and you don't feel like searching far and wide for artists, and specifically you listen to the Beatles likely because it feeds your ego by assuring yourself that you are /totally/ more intelligent to your peers by enjoying the classics rather than delving into today's "Trash." Quit disturbing the peace, invest in headphones.
whY402Jay 12
Indoctrination influences people's musical appreciation in amazing, yet completely depressing ways.
SmokeyPlague 12
nicki minaj is gay, the Beatles are real music. now and days there's been shit music bring back the oldies!