Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
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Connect 10
Who would willingly listen to Nicki Minaj?
damwoods 12
When you live in the ghetto what can you say .....
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BrookRae 19
It's Nicki, not Nikki.
katt_is_here 24
People do not care how to spell a no-talent hack's name.
torihatfield 10
It doesn't matter.
mrt8062 7
You should play death metal as loud as you can and see what they would do
dead_insects 18
metal is a wonderful thing! the louder the better!! ^_^
mangoboy1 19
I'm trying to come up with a clever comment using song titles of the Beatles but I can't think of anything .
gjsmo 5
Let it be.
rg350dx 29
Oh! Darling. I've Got a Feeling you'd have to be a Madman to like Niki Minaj In Spite of All The Danger. Ask Me Why Its All Too Much Junk, and I'll explain, "Because Its all Bad to Me." You'll say, "Ain't She Sweet And I Love Her." I'll say "Don't Bother Me with that Girl and put me in Misery."
kevsandy303 12
She's a Woman who's music is the worst I've heard In My Life. She's going Nowhere, Man and it will be a Good Day Sunshine when she goes to Hellp. The Beatles Forever.
mangoboy1 19
With neighbors like that, you know you should be glad.
vanessa09865 23
Why? Because they're obviously going to die early from listening to crap music? And then she can listen to whatever music she wants?
kevsandy303 12
I think that was a play on words on a lyric from "She Loves You", if you didn't get it.
ninaskyez 12
I Love Both, Quick Question, Are Your Neighbors Older Or Kinda Young?
nnnope 26
Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word?
RoboCunnilingus 23
-sigh- So much douchebaggery in these comments.
jc10x 8
Right? The Beatles are a great band, but Its funny how nobody here ever thought that neighbors played nikki on purpose. To get back at OP for blasting music that did not want to be heard AT THE TIME. Had to capitalize that before all you bastards starts bashing me and my generation
frustrated20 8
Beatles > Minaj hands down... and I'm only 22, not all young people have bad taste in music...
EmberEyes 16
I'm 16 and hate that crap. I can't listen to the radio. When people ask to see my music they're always like, "EWWW WHAT IS THIS CRAP ????" That "crap" is real music.
McNikk 15
#63, there's crap music played on and off the radio so I can't really say wether or not I agree with your friends. What specific artists do you listen to?
vanessa09865 23
I'm probably gonna be thumbed down but I listen to the radio all the time. They have radio stations that play exclusively 'oldies'. I mainly listen to country. Take cover for the thumbing!
EmberEyes 16
99- I listen to a lot of oldies and modern day bands like Mumford and Soms, Panic! At the Disco, MCR (rip :
Songokuu9000 8
Blast one direction or justin bieber and watch their faces melt!
spikekutter 9
how old are your neighbors? i like papa roach, foo fighters and im 20.. i dont know if im an inbred or a freak..
russfml 31
Nicki Minaj music? God what has this world come to..
vanessa09865 23
I believe you mean: God, what has this world come to? That anyone can spewing acid from there mouth can become a popular 'singer'? I do agree though