Today, my neighbours came to yell at me as they could hear my "shit music" through my window during the afternoon, so I turned it off. They then began to play their definition of "quality music" into the late hours of the night. I was listening to the Beatles. They blasted Nicki Minaj. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, I'm exhausted. My neighbours across the street had an argument about loud metal music. After a threat of, "Turn the heavy metal off or I’ll burn your house down," the music changed to Katy Perry’s "Firebird". For two hours. FML
Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML
Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML
Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
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Connect 10
Who would willingly listen to Nicki Minaj?
damwoods 12
When you live in the ghetto what can you say .....
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upallnight11 19
I can't stand people who force others to listen to their shitty music. A question for those people: Ever heard of headphones?
MsMourningStar 22
I hate people. No one seems to know good music anymore.
callie123amy 4
Nicki's music is one of the best and I listen to all kinds of music ! Theres a reason she's soo successful .
tj4234 36
anyone can be successful in todays music industry. Just look at One Direction or Justin Bieber.
DocBastard 40
Callie123amy - Get out. Not another word, just leave. No, seriously. Get the **** out.
TVKill3r 15
Remember there's a difference between successful and good when it comes to music.
perdix 31
#53, Doc, that's just too harsh. You really shouldn't use your stature here to get people to quit commenting at FML. Feel free to take umbrage at her remarks, but unless she says something completely hateful, you shouldn't try to deny her right to try again later.
EmberEyes 16
Perdix I gain respect and lose respect for you. It's like a roller coaster. >.< it's so difficult.
perdix 31
#147, I hope this was a gain. One of my pet peeves is when people don't just criticize a comment, they try to silence the commenter altogether. I look at that as bullying and it should not be tolerated. I don't give it much thought when it's a rookie commenter, but when it is one of the celebrities, I feel the need to speak up.
EmberEyes 16
It was a gain. :)
humancarbonunit 2
No... Just.. No.
Cupcake040 17
What may be right for you may not be right for some........ Yes I would prefer the Beatles but the main lesson is probably that you and your neighbour need to get headphones or turn down the volume just a tad.
EmberEyes 16
Nicki Minaj can NEVER EVER beat the Beatles. The fact that your neighbor is a big enough asshole to even do that shows they have an IQ of 70. Of course that would be an insult to Forrest Gump so it must be lower.
cblock94 7
Just do what Maxwell did. First step-find a silver hammer
krhoov84 9
As much as that sucks, it's a frivolous war. Let it be...
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
Amazing pun!! I approve. :)
SnuWolf 15
Burn their house down.
EmberEyes 16
Well you have to be careful. You don't know if they lived in an apartment, townhouse, etc.
183933 6
It's amazing what people today consider to be "quality" music. After all these years The Beatles can still hold their own. Groups today would be lucky if they're music remains popular for less than half that time.
rachel_h 14
DUDE. i would diffidently rather listen to nicki minaj than the beatles.
goawayy 19
Hahahahah, oh, you're joking right? You're either joking or tone deaf.
mattyiscool123 26
My dad would hate you
Chioni 6
78 - I honestly think you have some mental deficiencies. I think that Nikki Minaj must be some sort of...How do I put this...Garbled gibberish you dare call "music."
EmberEyes 16
Ick. I respect the fact that you like different music than me, but honestly? You'd rather listen to someone going, "You a stupid hoe!" Than the Beatles singing about life? John Lennon himself singing, "Imagine"??? Ugh I'm assuming you also would rather go out partying everyday than read a book. Ahdkhsnjf never mind that's going to far, but take a chance and learn the difference between good music and crap.
osm1989_fml 6
Have you even given the Beatles a chance? Name one Beatles song. How can you...? Just how?! I mean, "Take these broken wings and learn to fly." Those words get me through my freaking day. That's beautiful. Their lyrics are beautiful. Your comment is so lacking in reason that I can't even coherently string my sentences together in a logical order right now. Also, *definitely.