negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
welcome to the neighborhood
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Silver Spring, United States
Howdy!
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
lanbon182
United States
Meat is murder
Today, my fiancé's parents visited. I keep chickens for their eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cooked us dinner. When we returned, we faced two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
Anonymous
Overrun
Today, after I warned my wife that keeping chickens wouldn’t be easy but no, she insisted on having 20 roaming around and at some point a wild cockerel got in, plus she clearly wasn’t finding all the eggs so a bunch of hidden eggs have started hatching. What once was 20 is now 67 and rising. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I thought I might need some anger-management classes, after I punched a hole in a kitchen cabinet when my dog wouldn't stop yapping every time the rooster my neighbors just got made a noise. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Ryan Engle
Isn't that illegal?
Today, my neighbor, who has 4 video cameras pointed at the front of my house, got a drone that’s now hovering over my backyard. FML
Top comments
mendozaale 0
well when life gives u rooster u make fried chicken
FMLephant 2
Leave your neighbor's **** alone!
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Comments (282)
volsfan30 0
well wen life gives u a rooster u make fried chikin
baseballin25 0
they already said that
yummcookie 0
This is one of the best FML's I've read for a long time :D short & sweet. I had chickens not too long ago and one decided it was a rooster (it wasnt but it acted like one) i sympathise with you OP, YLIF
EliseAqua 0
That sucks. You should get a cat. FYL.
drew2711 0
don't even think about hurting your neighbor's ****!
Lotem_KW 3
this... uh... this issss... an FML?
bfflrhea 0
soo..?
noni123 0
fyl.
cobras40 0
omg I hate my neighbors thtey have roosters too I feel bad for u
mapleh 0
I know how you feel, my **** keeps me up all night too.
baseballin25 0
lol haha win
gammielikeoh 0
ok, so kill it anonymously and have a good dinner. with salad. I like salad...