Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
Anti666 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
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Comments (77)
Hobbit79 10
What were your neighbours doing looking through your window anyways. They're the suspicious people.
annie_nk 23
This FML sounds like the author could be Todd in the Shadows.
woopig1993 13
pour powdered milk on their yard one morning when the dew is heavy.
Allennis44 16
I guess it shows they care
simsgirlgem 25
to the commenter saying it could be Todd in the shadows that be so epic if it was
SaxophoneHero 12
There is this thing called the reply button...it's really great
buddy51 23
Your neighbors hate your piano playing OP! The next time, they'll call the fire department and say your house is burning. Keep playing and they'll call social services and say you're abusing Ebony and Ivory and try to get you arrested.... Better stop your study of Crazy Otto and give up the keyboard entirely- it'll be good for all!
Yongchi 11
Well, OP stop playing the piano so suspiciously!
worldclassrager 41
I have a feeling your neighbors don't like you nor your playing..,keep going they'll learn to like it or even better move...
MissMollie_85 12
peeping Tom anyone? I would report that, then maybe they will mind their own ******* business in future....
MissMollie_85 12
just saw 39.... disregard my comment please :)