Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
Anti666 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
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Comments (77)
anmolm97 12
If you want a positive prospective " they care about u, they just dont know how u look".
Danielle7994 18
Sigh... *perspective
strawberrywine22 30
YDI...everybody knows only criminals play the piano!
gurly98 13
Dumbass
RedPillSucks 33
I imagine he was being sarcastic.
strawberrywine22 30
Do you play terribly? Maybe this was your neighbor's subtle way of saying "NEIGHBOR. WAT R U DOIN. NEIGHBOR. STAHP!"
zandalee 20
Were you playing the piano with your willie again OP? If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times; close the bloody curtains first! ;)
underthesea12 24
Who plays the piano? Very suspicious.
Danielle7994 18
Lots of people do. It's not an instrument people play that's unheard of.
Danielle7994 18
Lmao 64, so true. That did go over my head :P
larsak 3
#funfact my name is Larsa!!!!!!
flockz 20
*crickets*
larsak 3
*eats them* yolo!
Danielle7994 18
Oh God 34...Why the hell did you feel compelled to say yolo?
flockz 20
it seems that it is trying to have an intelligent conversation with me.
cherylface 13
That fact was not nearly as fun as advertised.
SaxophoneHero 12
39 Together we should sue him/her for false advertising! I will pay for the lawyer, with all the money I saved up since I was twelve, and you can bribe the judge. Deal?
Jharrist89 12
You have some pretty lame neighbors..
Welshite 40
Nah, this FML was obviously used as a story to pick up girls. I mean, who wouldn't fall for the guy dressed as Liszt, manically playing piano, and making lewd faces at his neighbors? On a more pressing matter: why did you find it necessary to include five question marks? I mean, really?????
Bcfrmkc816 17
You should call on them for being a peeping Tom. Or they may have been casing the house to see if anyone was home so they could break in
Bcfrmkc816 17
Call on them for snooping around your house and looking in. They might have been looking to see if anyone was home so they could break in