Today, my neighbors called the police and said that they saw, through the window, a suspicious person in my house doing something to my piano. The "suspicious person" was me, in my own house, playing my own piano. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the police because I thought a burglar had broken into our house. I found out the strange noise was just my dog fucking about, so I smashed a small window and kicked down a door so I wouldn't be embarrassed. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, while I was cleaning, listening to music and sometimes singing along, I heard a knock on my front door. I turned off the music and opened the door to the police, who stated they had to investigate reports of "repeated female screams" coming from my apartment. I'm a 23 year old man. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML
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Top comments
flockz 20
"yes 911. my neighbor is fingering some minors in his living room."
Anti666 17
Your neighbors are retarded.
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Comments (77)
LyraAlluse 25
Sounds like a nosey and crankey neighbor; the worst combination possible.
interesting33 37
On the bright side - they got your back Jack!! Unless this is like the boy who cried wolf and they will now be too scared to call the police if they see something suspicious in case it is wrong.
RedPillSucks 33
You pervert! What did that piano ever do to you?
iSpasticFantasti 14
Should've gone to Specsavers.
Maren61 10
Wtf?!?
dakatabg 31
Bad neighbors
hryffff 11
Really.
GRgoldfish 19
shut your blinds dumbass.
camolovr12345 5
Ur neighbors are so wierd I would hate to have them be my neighbors so yea F ur life
SaxophoneHero 12
Wow, thanks for your input. That clever comment made my day. No, it made my life! I am forever grateful to you for bestowing me with your intellect. I hope to see more great things from you in the future.
greatkate2020 14
Those people need to get a life