EsotericBrent
University Park, United States
Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML
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amillionbucks 5
If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.
firegirl1993 21
Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.
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zebraumicornz 6
YDI for not putting you clothes away. But it sucks your room mate threw up anyway.
amillionbucks 5
Wow, you're cool. Typing random letters and then going back and writing a comment? Tell me how many friends you have.
heliraptor 13
*your clothes
zebraumicornz 6
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CueTheMusic 22
Even if you hadnt moved them yet, your suitcase shouldn't be open on the floor for things to get spilled or dropped on. A guitar can be cleaned off. Not really a FML.
firegirl1993 21
Aw :( that sounds horrid. I hope he offered to help clean up after he sobered up.
fmlinact 12
Maybe op can write a song about it :p
amillionbucks 5
If by "offered" you mean he's gonna get on his knees and beg for mercy, me too
Dwrulesalot 5
Well it's not like op was gunna beat him up or anything, but damn, he could have tried to at least make it to the washroom instead of turowing up and pissing everywhere.
ttqq 7
Turowing?
amillionbucks 5
If only... If hindsight was foresight, we would all be super wealthy.
pvtmeives 4
And geniuses
pieman528 10
Don't genius live in lamps? -Patrick Star.
marxistbkly 3
I thought it meant we would have more eyed
alstbv12 13
Captain hindsight we need you!
TylerBurden 21
What an ass. Let him clean and wash your things when he's sober.
lizh478 4
Make him clean it up in the morning when he has a huge hangover.
pieman528 10
And play loud music all morning long too.
Catkam623 27
I have an idea instead of making the poor guy throw up again wash the clothes and take a damp rag to the guitar.
HowieDoIt 21
Oh yes, that poor drunk guy who ruined a guitar and clothes with human waste fluids!
CueTheMusic 22
Even if you hadnt moved them yet, your suitcase shouldn't be open on the floor for things to get spilled or dropped on. A guitar can be cleaned off. You kinda deserve it.
twye 22
Because OP totally could have predicted his that roommate would piss and puke all over the room. /sarcasm
DanielleinDC 34
Gosh, maybe OP was tired after coming back from his trip and was going to put his stuff away later. Nothing excuses a drunken idiot of a roommate puking and pissing all over your stuff.
stinewd 9
Hell, I came back from break a week ago, and I still haven't put my bags away. I do not think OP deserved it.
WcED 8
Wow #9 you're dumb as hell
kktik 8
A man gotta drink.. we don't care about consequences !!!
DrunkButterfly 17
this is why most men are discusting
pieman528 10
Well that's a very general statement.
pieman528 10
@24
SerpentBoy 8
Was it an acoustic guitar, and if so... did it go inside?