Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML
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DReamBig24 0
get money from her and buy food for YOU
iAmScrubs 19
At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down
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Comments (277)
RedPillSucks 33
Looks like a job for Department of Child Services. You should give them a call. Barring that, the best suggestion was from shughes183. Must be new on FML to actually give a thoughtful and helpful suggestion. :-)
LittleMissBroken 11
sounds like neglect to me, call CPS
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
If you can't get out yourself, call for a pizza and send her to the door. Food issue aside, I'll never understand why adults buy stuffed animals. They're boring by mid-childhood, and pretty dumb "romantic" gifts. If you must buy a toy to amuse yourself or express your love, Legos are the way to go.
mb020511 2
eat a Popsicle
hansbaby 0
Call child services
Kludt2009 0
where is CPS in all this?????!
patrickmcl90 0
Then get off your ass and get some food.
twinkletoes56789 0
What does she eat then?
davek 36
Is she on drugs?
samicna 4
mom sounds like a drug problem ! seek help!