Today, after 2 years of searching, I finally have a job that I love. Now I'm probably going to lose it because I started having sex with one of my managers, and our coworkers are starting to catch on. They caught on pretty much the day I told him that we should stop having sex so we wouldn't lose our jobs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML
Today, when I walked into work all of my co-workers were giggling and asking "How was YOUR night last night?". Last night I had sex for the first time with someone I'm seeing secretly (with good reason). That person is my boss. He told everyone. FML
Today, one of my good friends confided in me about the affair she is having with our boss. She'd been sleeping with him for three months and told me they were in love, but it had to be kept quiet due to our company's very strict anti-fraternization policy. I've also been secretly seeing him all year. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, at work, I hooked up with a gorgeous customer in a storage shed. Somehow all my coworkers knew within five minutes, so there’s that, but my direct manager now won’t even look at me because apparently he fancied me himself, but didn’t realise I was a lesbian. FML
Today, I told the man I've been in love with for 3 years, who also happens to be my boss, how I felt. He responds by filing sexual harassment charges against me. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
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manb91gb 15
Yeah... Your number one rule should be not to **** your colleagues. Especially those who are -ahem- above you. It complicates things. You deserve whatever is coming to you
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
well the good news is you can start having sex with him again
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LadyRen 20
So you violated company policy (most likely) and then said out loud that you were in front of your coworkers? I fail to see why you would risk your “dream job”, like that in the first place.
Lurker1 9
I think you have misread the post. She never told her coworkers. She told 'him' that they should stop seeing each other, her coworkers happen to figure it out on the same day she ended it.
BrotherPhil 35
Most likely, but it's more amusing to interpret it the other way.
manb91gb 15
Yeah... Your number one rule should be not to **** your colleagues. Especially those who are -ahem- above you. It complicates things. You deserve whatever is coming to you
shanynholly 18
Ii
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
well the good news is you can start having sex with him again
RichardPencil 32
There's a job where having sex on the job is the job. And you can run your own business!
acmariner99 25
You put yourself in this position. You’re not getting any sympathy from me.
Leeono 26
To be fair she didn’t say what positions they did.....
acmariner99 25
Touche sir!
BrotherPhil 35
Missionary?
Lt_Senpai 21
Lmao
BurnInDemonFire 39
In the immortal words of the great Bender Bending Rodriguez... "You a big dummy!"
Mungolikecandy 19
It is always a bad idea to get involved with a manager. If you loved the job so much you should have avoided such situations.
Talented73 54
You totally deserved it. You never, ever shit where you eat.
bl3ur0z3 17
So your first order of business was to start ******* the manager? Maybe don't do that with your next job.
Felice Godin 19
if you lose your job you brought it down on yourself for encouraging your boss to sleep with you it very unprofessional to even considering to have sex with another employee what was you thinking you ate foolish lil girl a real woman would not encourage that sort thing especially in the working environment you their to work not screwing