Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML
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Top comments
DReamBig24 0
get money from her and buy food for YOU
iAmScrubs 19
At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down
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Comments (277)
gorgeousnightmar 0
that's why I do the shopping. mine can't shop or won't shop for shit soo it's all on you.
laylajune15 0
learn to cook and sucks to be you !
gingerfied 0
Get a JOB!!!!
fidrat04 0
why didnt you eat any popcicles??
marcisofly 0
win for the stranger
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
bright side- you get popsicles too now
rofl311 0
I know how you feel OP, But with one big difference, Your mother actually went to the store,My mother hasn't been to a store in about 4 months. Try & get some kind of income,If you're close to a store you should just walk & buy things you can cook, Or go online looking for recipes or something.
slshamrock17 0
what does "op" mean?
geeksaresexy 18
original poster
DRush_fml 12
Your mom is crazy... get her help!
HunterAlpha1 8
you could have gone shopping with your mom and made sure she bought what you needed, prying the money from between her fingers if necessary. but if she won't care for you then you should contact Child Protective Services, and maybe they'll put you in a foster home with people who will buy you basic necessities.