weedvocate
All in the Family
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Annoyed
Canada
Welcome!
Today, I invited a friend over for dinner and spent hours preparing a fancy meal. When I opened the door, he walked in with his new girlfriend, his mom, his sister, and his dog. I barely had enough food for one, let alone five. I ended up serving my fancy meal on paper plates. FML
Anonymous
Freeze
Today, my mom slaved over a hot stove making a meal for 20 guests. They all cancelled at the last second. We now have leftovers for 20 people. FML
iGreen
Canada
Today, my mom cooked her dog some potatoes, carrots, beef, rice and peas. She cooks better food for her dog than she will for our family. FML
charlie
United States
Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
FishFlingingMonkey
Saint John, Canada
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
that_culinary_degree_though
Auburn, United States
Today, my mom invited me over yet again so I could practice my culinary degree by making an exquisite, gourmet meal for her dog; a three year old Pomeranian who pees in my shoes. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Today, my mother moved in to my 2-bedroom apartment with me. She brought her boyfriend, 4 chihuahuas, and 2 birds with her. FML
Andrew Williams
Tasty!
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Anonymous
Knackered
Today, when I got home from work exhausted and literally ready to fall over, my mom had me carry several heavy bags of dog food for her. Yesterday, it was coals; before that it was horse feed and gas bottles. Before that, I'd just asked her to keep the hard, physical work to the weekends. FML
Anonymous
United States
Merry Christmas!
Today, I showed up at my mom’s with homemade soup, since she said she wasn’t hosting Christmas Eve because she had the flu. My entire family was there without me. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
A few days ago, they didn't heat your room -- now they aren't feeding you. Take the hint: Move Out!
MidnaLink 35
Take her plate when dinner is served.
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MidnaLink 35
Take her plate when dinner is served.
RichardPencil 32
A few days ago, they didn't heat your room -- now they aren't feeding you. Take the hint: Move Out!
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
do your mom is the dog's bitch
GalaxyGirl1123_fml 14
She needs to figure out that she's a mom.