Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML
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DReamBig24 0
get money from her and buy food for YOU
iAmScrubs 19
At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down
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Comments (277)
angie97 0
god I hate it when my mom does that makes me wanna cry
tayza249 20
Reading this FML again, I find it unlikely that a child wrote it. For one thing, they used the correct structure for an FML. For another, they made no visible spelling or grammar errors. Not to say that a child COULDN'T have written it, but a better guess would be that OP is either a lazy teen or a man-child..
jaybeeeh22 0
or WOMAN Child!
Pennygrim 0
If you are old enough to be on this website I guess youre old enough to get a job and buy youre own food
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
I wonder why she needs so many Popsicles... hmmmm.....
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
I got it!! Popsicle **** star. Quite and image, ehh?
thetrollyoulike 6
did she share the popsicles?!?
SunDropGirl 0
and what have you been whiping with?
lundy02 0
yes...and now u have popsicles, duh!
FFSrUstupid 0
Your capable of posting on here, but not capable of getting off your ass and going to the store yourself? Maybe she's trying to better humanity by starving you to death.
tngmtntnnjatrtl 1
Yeah, cause it's so hard to post here. I mean, you'd have to be at LEAST thirteen, or you could never figure it out. And of course anyone that old is capable of going to get food for themselves, no matter how far away from town they live. And I'm sure thirteen-year-olds have enough money to provide themselves with food and basic supplies on a daily basis, too. Why do we even wait till kids are eighteen to make them move out anyway? Once they hit middle school, they should be fine on their own! Parents shouldn't be responsible for them at all.
lulututu 4
Do it yourself dude. Grow up man If your so freaking hungry cook and go shopping yourself!! ugg.
coltsluvr123 2
welcome to my world...... I legit have the same problem, but it's popcorn or pretzels, depends on the mood....