Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
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Top comments
Frelling 0
I read that as hand job application.
sadielady95 0
I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one. Haha.
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Comments (70)
theuns 8
just calm down in future
whiteboy7thst 2
or just play with your own underwear...
I_Iz_Emo 0
Why are you called whiteboy when you are black?
carmieloulou 0
maybe she thinks your fat..
MizzErikaHart 8
were u applying for a job at Victoria secret?
LordGoober 13
When I first read this I was skimming through and saw handjob... had to go back and double check it. But not fyl, cant diss your fetishes.
thtsuxs 0
handjob application?
DarkWaffle 0
I read the first line as, "Today, I went to get a hand-job application..."
Frelling 0
I read that as hand job application.
enonymous 9
That's most likely what happened... why do you think the supervisor was so quick to act for an interview?
sadielady95 0
I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one. Haha.
Alex94xela 0
omfg me 2 I was like lolwut?
BWill9014 4
wtf... me too LOL
HyundaiOwner7 0
Same.. lol
jbsington 8
SO DID I!
RapeWhistle 0
haha me too !
rallets 23
me too !!
lucas002 0
whoa! me too. we need to get our heads outta the clouds.
chizzrx 0
same !!
xdust 4
me to! glad I'm not the only one.
HayleyTheFish 0
I don't feel alone anymore! I totally read hand job application too xD
AliciaicilA 0
so did I xD
philitron128 0
same
philitron128 0
haha you think you're jacked or somethingXD I thought twelve year olds weren't allowed on this, 18 up kid
annonomusCG 0
dude me too lol
Isoldael 27
Same here.. Look what reading FMLs led to xD
DahkLohd 4
Great first impression!
tree07 1
The dirty things people will do for a job......
I_Iz_Emo 0
So? Despite it being a bit weird it won't affect you getting the job
MizzErikaHart 8
uhhh if an interviewer thinks ur weird, ya it could.
YacL 15
I read it as hand job application... sorry, but I was sneezing and only saw "hand", "job" and "application". You see where this is going. Anyways, I'm sure you knew they were underwear... we all know we would do it too, even subconsciously at the least.
eftup 9
you are dumb
Scoty12C 6
You are an asshole.
a124 4
lol, did you get the job?
whiteboy7thst 2
I'm gonna say that its safe to assume that they did not get the job.
YayorNay 8
Pantie Raid!
Snafuusmc 12
ah haha you gotta try to calm down next time
ArmedcrackerR6 8
Idiot
bluegoldfish 7
moral: look before you fondle, children. also on reflection another important life lesson is the importance of punctuation, highlighted by the placement of the comma in the above sentence.
chammi 0
Relax. You can still understand what she's saying, at least their are no spelling mistakes.
aregan_fml 0
11 meant the comma in her own sentence. as in, a comma makes a big difference between "look before you fondle children" where it is implied that children are being fondled... and "look before you fondle, children" where children are being addressed, and advised to look before they fondle. but I guess on FML every comment has to be an insult to someone else
doctorspaceman 0
I understood your joke/ comma lesson so take heart, not everyone on here misses the point entirely.
bluegoldfish 7
ahh sweet, someone understands. and if it makes you feel better about the lack of understanding abundant on fml, i got the 30 rock reference in your name 56 :)