Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML
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Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML
Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML
Today, I had expired soda and stale chips for my dinner. Why? Because my mother spent all our grocery money on organic food for her chihuahua. FML
Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML
Today, my mother brought home dinner for four people. I was not one of those people. The dog, however, was. FML
Today, my fiancee asked me to text her a grocery list. I asked for meat, fruit, vegetables, you know, the staples. She came back with tons of sugar cereal, pop tarts, cookie dough, and other unhealthy crap. We have no other food, our monthly budget is gone, and junk food gives me horrible stomach cramps. FML
Today, while many women have a wardrobe full of nothing-to-wear, my mom has a fridge full of nothing-to-eat and a living room full of nowhere-to-sit. FML
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DReamBig24 0
get money from her and buy food for YOU
iAmScrubs 19
At least you have a stuffed dog to stroke and calm you down
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Comments (277)
fox333 0
my mom dose that to
chloeeXD 0
WHAT THE HELL DOES SHE EAT?
cyanidesandwich 21
looks like its time to call CPS
gardenlover 2
why can't you go buy food for supper? Or make a weekly dinner chart and write down what she needs to buy.
Bobissmall 13
1. No money 2. OPs mother doesn't care
Ella1782 0
I know its been said already but OP might be really young. I've seen kids (at least claiming to be) as young as ten on here so if they're around that age they can't get a proper job. I know life sucks sometimes and kids have to take care of themselves, but they don't deserve it.
Ella1782 0
Hey OP, if you're reading these comments, can you clarify how old you are? Then we can determine if you deserved it or not :)
nicolangelo 5
she's a dumb bitch. point blank
reddwarf_fml 0
I can get money. get a job. go buy ur food a ATP whining like a sniveling idiot. ur gonna have to fend for itself sometime. maybe she's trying to tell u something and she's not as crazy as u fhink
epyk_pryncess 8
keev! pic changed, did you get a tan? :-)
skyeyez9 25
There's alot of piss poor parenting fml's on here lately. Makes me appreciate my parents more! At least they always had a good meal cooked for us.
emodude44 0
Your mother weighs 600 pounds, doesn't she?