Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to Snapchat that said "The love of my life." It was a picture of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "The 2nd love of my life." It was a picture of the fuel truck that he drives for work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a picture of us together because he wanted to have something to burn when we break up. FML
Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a selfie where I used the Snapchat face-swap to put my best friend's face on mine. My boyfriend didn't notice and texted back, "Wow, so beautiful!" FML
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Jae_Hellyun 17
Maybe the truck rides better?
Nickb55 16
I think it was a joke and you guys are taking it too seriously. There isn't a "serious talk" needed.
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Comments (88)
howard007 18
Man has his priorities straight
TypicallyMoi 7
So true bruh
Random4Dayz 19
Anymore of this and his 3rd love of his life will be his hand...
Livin_Like_Larry 29
I think it's time for you to have a serious talk with your boyfriend
howard007 18
Why for having a sense of humor?
I_Bite 22
#6 because it's obviously upset her. It may be a joke and that's fine (personally I love it) but if it's seriously upsetting her and he keeps doing it without talking it out with her, it's going to cause problems in their future
zBLAKEz 23
If it's seriously upsetting her then she needs to get a sense of humor.
Nickb55 16
I think it was a joke and you guys are taking it too seriously. There isn't a "serious talk" needed.
Llama_Face89 34
Hey that's no joke. Car love is serious business. Every woman I've ever been with has been made aware that my baby is the most important woman in my life.
HyunnK 18
Your "women" (the car) could be a guy. Who knows?
I_Bite 22
i think it was a jole too, but if it's really upset her then she does need to bring it up and be honest with him. Otherwise he may keep "taking the joke to far" and it will cause problems in the future
FieldLeftBlank 20
Waiting for the "break up with him" comments.
RyWillieMitch 16
They make me think of bad TV ads. "Your guy makes a joke about your relationship? HE'S WORTHLESS" "Your guy thinks you're faking going into labour? LEAVE HIS SORRY ASS" "Your guy has a female friend? BREAK UP WITH HIM!"
suprisebitch 20
except the female friend one because she was crazy but I get your point
RyWillieMitch 16
Actually that last one wasn't an FML reference. I just tossed it in there, I guess I missed the one you're thinking of.
MrConcise 35
Never come between a man and his truck. It's almost as serious as a relationship between a man and his nachos. The only difference is that nachos are gone by sundown.
RebeccaRFT 18
Men and their automobiles....
13ky13 20
Women belong in the kitchen. See, I can say sexist things too.
themeparkjunky 6
I'm a woman and my automobile is definitely the love of my life. No need for sexism!
Regimental_Phan 18
I know a few girls who would take their car/truck over a guy any day.
Jae_Hellyun 17
Maybe the truck rides better?
randomname98 22
Status of shots: fired
sydstoomuch 19
Ooooooooohhhh!!!! Burn!
ConstantlyAnna 8
Without a doubt, the funniest and well thought out comment I've read here!
born_hustla 26
Looks like mana's got serious competition !
Sheepalicious 20
upload these in this order: your baby girl as the first thing in your world; your ***** as the second thing in your world.
MrFluff 9
Remember, this is on SnapChat. Where all your friends will see what's on your story.
Sheepalicious 20
lol but it would still be funny
mrmcleod 29
Unless you send it just to him. He wouldn't know any different.
Sheepalicious 20
genius right here!!
mfmylifesrsly 30
#22 your point? I took a video on snapchat of my cat playing with my *****
Erebus_Terror 12
We the people demand visual proof. Otherwise this might be a ruse.
princesspeachxox 18
There's a reason that you were able to view the snapchat photo: because he was making the joke with the knowledge that you'd see it. He's clearly making fun, don't take it to heart x
born_hustla 26
True! They should just keep the fun going..make it last, create not laughing moments! Happy family!
mmazzaa 16
My boyfriend is not allowed to have a cell phone. I got two cups and 12 ft of string. You don't need to go any further than that.
PenguinBitch 44
I feel sorry for him. *checks 12's profile pic* Nevermind! Lol
howard007 18
*cheks profile* nope still feel bad
annarcheer 19
wow.. that's so sad....
I_Bite 22
I'm suspecting this is a joke.. I REALLY hope this is a joke...
mmazzaa 16
It's a joke lmao
ProfessorMctitie 20
Thats not a very funny joke